Accepting 3 Shopify brands this month

We Run 85+ AI Experiments
On Your Store Overnight.
You Wake Up to Winners.

Stop guessing what grows revenue. Our autonomous AI agent tests pricing, copy, layouts, and offers — and hands you a ranked list of what actually works.

Claim Your Free 2-Week Pilot → No cost. No commitment. You keep the results either way.
85
Experiments run
in one night
19.2%
Performance
improvement
$46
Total
compute cost
~5min
Per experiment
cycle
The Problem

Your Competitors Are Testing.
You're Still Guessing.

Most Shopify brands make decisions based on gut feel and agency opinions. The brands winning right now are running structured, data-driven experiments — but doing that at scale has been impossible. Until now.

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Manual testing is painfully slow

Running one A/B test at a time takes months to get meaningful data. Your revenue is leaking while you wait.

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Agencies charge a lot and guess

Most growth agencies run 2–3 tests a month and call it "optimization." That's not a system — that's expensive luck.

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Untested decisions kill growth

Every pricing page, CTA, and checkout flow you ship without testing is leaving revenue on the table. Permanently.

Who This Is For

Built for Shopify
Brands Ready to Scale

  • ✓ DTC Shopify brands doing $30k+ /month in revenue
  • ✓ Founders who want data, not opinions
  • ✓ Teams tired of slow, expensive agencies
  • ✓ Brands with traffic but stalled conversion rates
  • ✓ Anyone who wants to move 10x faster on growth
Who This Isn't For

Not the Right Fit
If You're…

  • ✕ Pre-revenue or just launching your first product
  • ✕ Looking for a social media or ads management agency
  • ✕ Expecting overnight sales without any traffic
  • ✕ Not willing to implement winning changes
How It Works

AI Runs the Experiments.
You Get the Wins.

Our autonomous AI agent doesn't sleep. It designs, runs, evaluates, and ranks experiments around the clock — then surfaces only what actually moves your metrics.

01

We Audit Your Funnel

We map your entire conversion path, identify the highest-leverage levers, and establish a clear baseline for your key metrics.

02

AI Designs Experiments

Our autonomous agent generates 85+ targeted experiment variants across pricing, copy, layout, and offer structures — running them overnight.

03

Winners Are Ranked

Only statistically significant improvements survive. We filter the noise and surface what actually works for your specific store and audience.

04

You Implement & Scale

We hand you a ranked playbook of wins. You implement them — or we do it for you as part of the ongoing retainer.

Real Results

What We Achieved in
One Overnight Run

We put our own system to the test — 85 experiments, one cloud GPU, one night. Here's what the autonomous agent discovered.

19.2%
Performance Improvement
Baseline score of 1.405 dropped to 1.135 — a 19.2% lift achieved in a single overnight run with zero human intervention during the process.
85
Experiments in One Night
An autonomous AI agent ran and evaluated 85 unique experiment variants while we slept. A human team doing this manually would take months.
$46
Total Compute Cost
The entire overnight experiment run cost $46 in cloud compute. Traditional growth agencies charge $5,000+ per month for far fewer insights.
~5 min
Per Experiment Cycle
Each experiment completes in approximately 5 minutes. The agent learns from every result and compounds its intelligence with each iteration.
The Offer

Start Free. See Results.
Then Decide.

No pitch decks. No retainer commitment upfront. Just real AI experiments running on your real store.

Free 2-Week Growth Pilot

We audit your store, identify your highest-impact levers, and run a full first batch of AI experiments — all at zero cost. At the end of 2 weeks, you own every insight whether you continue or not.

  • ✓ Full conversion funnel audit
  • ✓ AI experiment design and setup
  • ✓ 80+ experiments run autonomously overnight
  • ✓ Ranked results report with clear recommendations
  • ✓ 30-min debrief call to walk through every finding
  • ✓ You keep all insights — even if you don't continue
FREE
for the 2-week pilot
Then $2,500 / month if you want us
to keep running experiments for you.
Book Your Free Pilot Call →
Only 3 spots open this month.
FAQ

Common Questions

What kind of Shopify stores do you work with?
We work best with DTC Shopify brands doing at least $30k/month in revenue. You need enough traffic for experiments to reach statistical significance quickly. If you're below that threshold, reach out anyway — we can still talk through what's possible.
What does the AI actually test?
Anything that affects conversion: headline copy, pricing presentation, CTA buttons, page layouts, offer structures, urgency messaging, checkout flow, upsells, and more. We start with the levers most likely to move your specific metrics based on the audit.
Do I have to implement the changes myself?
The free pilot ends with a ranked recommendations report — implementation is up to you. If you continue to the monthly retainer, we handle implementation too. We ship winning variants directly and keep iterating.
How is this different from Optimizely or VWO?
Tools like Optimizely give you the infrastructure to run tests — but you still have to design every hypothesis, build every variant, and analyze every result yourself. We do all of that autonomously, at a velocity no human team can match.
What does $2,500/month include after the pilot?
Continuous AI-driven experiments every week, implementation of winning variants directly on your store, a monthly strategy call to review results, and a live dashboard showing all experiment data. Most clients see clear ROI within the first 30 days.
Who runs the experiments — AI or humans?
The experiments are designed and evaluated autonomously by AI, inspired by Andrej Karpathy's autoresearch framework. I (Jote) oversee the strategy, review the results, and make sure every recommendation makes business sense before it reaches you.
Apply for a Pilot

Claim Your Free
2-Week Growth Pilot

Tell us about your store. We'll review your application and reach out within 24 hours to confirm your spot.

No cost. No commitment. We'll confirm your spot within 24 hours.

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Application Received!

Thanks for applying. We review every application personally and will reach out to within 24 hours to confirm your free pilot spot.

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Ready to Start?

Let the AI Find Your Next
Revenue-Winning Experiment.

30-minute call. No pressure. We'll map out exactly what we'd test on your store — and what it could be worth.

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